Jab Koi Ladki Aapko Riplai Karne Men Deri Kare To Ye Mat Samajh Lena Ke Vo Dhima Type Karti Hai Balki Vo Dusre Ladkon Ko Bhi Riplai Karne Men Vyast Hai Isliye Dhairya Banaye Rakhen Aur Apni Bari Ka Intjaar Karen!!! (Suchna Janhit Men Jari)
Jarurat Se Jyada Sundar Ladki Agar Garlfrend Ban Jaye To Bande Ka Prati Saptah Paune Tin Kilo Vajan To Is Chinta Men Ghat Jata Hai Ki Kahin Koi Duja Use Uda Na Le Jaye!
Ek Ladki Ko Hazar Bar Sundar Kahiye Aur Vah Bharosa Nahin Karegi Ek Bar Use Moti Bulaiye Vah Aapko Kabhi Nahin Bhulegi
Pathan Sicil Par Se Ladki Ke Samne Jor Se Gira Aur Fauran Hi Khada Ho Gaya! Ladki: Oh My God! Kya Hua? Pathan: Kuchh Nahin Ham Sicil Se Aise Hi Utarta Hai!
Madam Class Men Pappu Se "Murgiyon Ki Tange Chhoti Kyon Hoti Hain?" Pappu: Madam Ji Agar Murgiyon Ki Taange Lambi Hue To Ande Gir Kar Toot Jayenge Na!